You Can't Fix Stupid..

Monday, August 8, 2011

Yeah uh we just got here. Slowest. People. Ever.

Posted by Jayy.Jealous at 11:23 AM

Jayy.Jealous: The name is Jess. And if you've seen this profile somewhere else, thing is.. I mistyped my email adress the first try..

I'm sweet, kind, caring, loving. I'm Also a smart ass, cunning, devious, sassy, I'm althetic, artistic, talented, smart Headstrong.

I'm a pretty complex woman.

Some people will say I'm funny. No. I'm really just soooo stupid it comes off as funny.

I put other people before myself normally. I love helping people. I believe in love, I just don't believe it's meant for me. I think I'm more of a gaurdian angel, Helping others find love and happiness in life.

Unless you make me angry. Then, and only then, will I be a complete and total jerk. I'm good at it too.

Don't let me fool you, I'm not as much of a bad ass as i like people to think.

Someday I'm going to marry Phil Labonte of all that remains.

Charlie Scene of Hollywood undead is in love with me. He just doesn't know it.

Ridin' solo <3

Trust isn't a word I'm firmiluar with.

I'm a cellist. That has nothing to do with a cell phone.

I wonder how offensive I sound...

If one more shirtless, sweaty, black guy tries to add me on facebook... Yes, 12 in the past two weeks have tried to add me. I am in no wa...
Cali 2k14 <3

My graduation present to myself, enjoy Jess. <3 Let's fucking do this!
Ummm.. I suck at posting.

I never post anymore, I'm sorry! I'm working on it! D: In 45 days I will be getting a lap top and starting a vlog. So you guys...

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