OHH THE GHETTONESS.

You know your school is ghetto when you have  to throw an elbow to get to class. Oh and when the senior prank is mustard, chocolate syrup and toilet paper all over the school. Tuh fuck? Step it up class of 2012. Five fights today so far. Weeve.... EVERYWHERE. Oh, the ghetto. Nasty ass bitches losing their fake hair. >.>

Can I go home now?

A never come back?

Pfft. >.>

ASDFGHJKL. WHY CANT I BE PRETTY.

All I want in life is to be a model.

WHY DO I HAVE TO LOOK LIKE A MAN.

Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhy...!?

Ohhh the man features..

Cali 2k14 <3

My graduation present to myself, enjoy Jess. <3

Let's fucking do this!

...GUUUUUUYS WHATTHEEEEFFF.

I just snuck out to see my douchebag ex...
What sense does this make!?
None.
No sense.
AT ALL.
Ive never snuck out before. Im so screwed. I had to take out my storm window to get out. I set it on my bed. (which is on the floor.) Then stepped right through it and cut open my foot.
HolyFUCKINGowch.
Im not caught...
YET.
FINGERS CROSSED GUYS.
Lol I'm offically a bad child.
Fuck yeah.

( I need a life. )

... I hate ex boyfriends.

This dick decided to get smart when I was have a legit coversation with him. All I wanted was closure. Glad you're gone. Douche bag. >.>

This always happens to me:

When your friend is 5 mintes late picking you up:
Haha of course.. Slow ass bitch.
10 minutes: come on now..
15 minutes: seriously getting aggitated...
20 minutes: OMG What the fu- ... What if she got into an accident...
25 minutes: *texts everyone if they've seen her*
30 minutes: omgomgmybestfriendisdead...
31 minutes: *friend pulls into driveway.* BITCH I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD YOU LAZY ASS-

Hey guys, im changing my url!

Im gonna start promoting my blog on tumblr and other junk so I will be changing my name and url! Wooah. Crazy right?

New name: not your typical teenage rant blog.

New url: *hopefully!!* notyourtypicalteenagerantblog.blogspot.com

Simple enough right?

Thanks for your support guys!
<3

The 'even if it kills me' chronicle. <3 part one.

Guess who downloaded the blogger app? Mhm this girl. Yay for more posts!

Well, I am single and FUCKING HAPPY. Goodbye douchebag. <3 Try tellin me were gonna break up before summer but expect me to stay with you? HA. Yeah I loved him, but the man who almost cheated on me, kissed my friend/his best friend's girlfriend when we were broken up, hurt me over and over again, flirted like crazy, is NOOOT the man I fell in love with. So GOODBYE LOSER. Good luck finding better than me! Oh snap, you wont.

And welcome to the even if it fucking kills me chronicle. ;)

Theres this guy I'm really into, he's a total cutie. And i'm getying this kid. Even if it fucking kills me. (Thus the title? C'mon.. Keep up now.)

When I was with Alex, I was settling. This guy is EVERYTHING alex wasnt, and more. <3 

But you know awkward little me.. This is gonna be ... Yeah... Crazy.

Until next time, wish me luck!