- I'm SO emotional.
- My boyfriend does NOT understand why it's such a big deal.
- All I want is chocolate. All the time.
- I have mood swings like crazy. "We're having ribs for dinner jess, your favorite." "IDONTFUCKINGWANTRIBS. NO ONE EVER ASKS ME WHAT I WANT FOR DINNER-" Two seconds later- "best. Ribs. EVER. EAT ALL THE FOOD!" Another two seconds later- "im such a fatass! -sobs- im -sob- gonna -sob- get fat -sob- and -sob- DIE LONELY." An hour later- "im so hungry... EAT ALL THE LEFT OVERS!"
- I can only hang out with my friends who are also on their period.
Because you can share frosting and whine and bitch without being annoying. Besides I have the strong urge to punch females not on their periods.
"YOU -PUNCH- LUCKY ASS -PUNCH- BITCH. -PUNCH- HOW DARE YOU HAVE A FUNCTIONING UTERUS."
Yaaaaah. Its not pretty.
