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I love my dad.
Im just chillin in out backroom, minding my own business, when he walks in quoteing some show about a super old guy telling a cop to "kiss his saggy ass." so my dad starts talking about how when he's that old i have to take care of him. I start laughing and saying "whhhhy me!?" he gets this dead serious look on his face, points at me and says:
"no, because i dont want your brother or your sister doing it. YOU." my sister is 30 and... Lets just go with crazy. Like.. Mental hospital crazy. So when i say "come on , why not joni?!" he marches up to me and says:
"if that happens, i will haunt you... your kids... and your kids kids." and walks out of the room.
then walks back in and says "i will haunt your sorry ass!"
this is why i try to spend as little time at home as possible.
smh.
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