Smh. Guys these days.

Dear men, do us all a favor and...

GROW A SET.

Like Seriously?

Damn.

Since when have GIRLS been the ones with the balls.

Like honestly,

One more guy comes to me and whines about something,

I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT...

I'm gonna shoot myself.

Examples?

Oh you know it.

I know guys who care more about thier hair than me.

My best friend's boyfriend made us late to a concert so he could go get his make-up.

Guys whine when I don't text back quickly or don't have time to hang out with them.

I just got done fighting with a guy because he always tries to act innocent and is mad at me because I actually admit my faults like a big girl.

Guys bitch about their problems on facebook more than girls do.

Guys get pissy when you don't listen to them or say you don't care when they try to tell you some whole long story.

They pms. 

They have more confidence issues than girls.

They get all dressed up to go EVERYWHERE. Dude, Sweatpants. Hella yes.

Oh and it's pretty disappointing when I start talking about baseball and A guy is totally lost. 

And I'm sure I skipped A LOT.

Me and my best friend Katt, are in a rage.

I wanna meet a man, with more balls than me.

PLEASE.

I'm sorry but when I can be straight up and say yeah I messed up. And A guy tries to play it off like he's perfect. Sorry little bitches play the blame game. Men own up to their mistakes. Therefore  yes, I'm more of a man.

So please men.

Shut up.

Suck it up.

And grow a set.

With love,

Jess.