Two words: TACO BELL

Today was my first day eating at taco bell. Yes. I have lived in a box my whole life.

My younglife girls always go out on monday nights,
And today it was just my leader Amy, Sammie, and me.

Well, I lied. I have eaten taco bell once.
But... i didnt pick it.
And it was GROSS.
So I don't count that.

First of all, I stood there for twenty minutes looking everything over.
The lady behind the counter was weak.
(Weak is the ghetto term for laughing very hard.. for all you who don't go to a ghetto school.)
I had no clue what a freakn' chalupa was.
So she had to explain it to me.
I still have no clue what it is.
So I ordered a crunch wrap supreme thingy.
I think...
The whole time, amy and sammie are crackin' jokes.
And she asked me what size.
I bursted out, "THERE ARE DIFFERENT SIZES?!"
Everyone in the kitchen was laughing SOOO hard.

So then i got a crash course in sauses 101.

And We sat down.
So i was just staring this huge cruch wrap thingy down.
By the way, I never eat fast food .. ever.. i think it's SOOO gross.
And Amy and Sammie are just like... watching me.
I have to admit it was pretty good.
But they told me I looked like a foreign exchange student.
Yeah..
Then I got all excited when it has nacho cheese in it.
Apprently that was hilarious.
And apprently I'm stupid.

So I was laughing way too hard to even eat, and they were waiting for me to finish,
And amy was dancing with her head.. i think..
And I told her she looked like she was having a stroke..
Apprently that was hilarious,
And once once again, apprently im stupid.
Because people who have strokes's face droop.
I meant seizure.

I was full of stupid comments.

Amy: you look like a foreign exchange student.
Me: Are you calling me ugly?

"it looks like you're playing tug-o-war with your straw..."

"So does this make me mexican now?"

"How do I eat this thing?!"

.... sigh.

I'm sooo stupid.