It's been over a week... I'm slacking.

Truth is, I've been a little busy lately.
I gave up. I have a ... BOYFRIEND.

GASP.
But Jess,
You hate relationships and love and gross boyfriend romantic stuff.

True.

I couldn't help myself!
Alex turned me into such a cheeseball.

Although, our first week of dating has been interesting.
Cause apprently, in his months of being single,
He harassed all of his coupley lovey dovey friends.
And they decided they were gonna get back at him.

Everytime I would stand two inches away from him, or hug him or kiss him it's been:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
and/or
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

I'm gonna kill someone.

I've already punched someone in the kidney ... No I'm serious.

geometry is a really interesting class....
Sarah: ethans coming over today, we have to talk about something.
Me: EWW GROSS. Is it about your pregnancy?
Sarah: *flips me off* I'm not pregnant!
Me: WELL HURRY UP, I WANT A NIECE NOOOOOOOW!
Rachel:... YEAH SARAH JUST GET KNOCKED UP ALREADY.

And my teacher.
Everyday.
EVERYONEOFTHEM.
Tells us how we will never us geometry in our lives.
He's merely teaching us to be BETTER THINKERS.
That man.

Speaking of people that make me go, 'that man.'
Burmester. The reason I failed algebra my first year if it.
"What did the tree say to the acorn?"
"What mr. burmester?!"
"GE, I'mma tree!"
"..."
"get it, GEE IMMA TREE... geometry..."
"No we got it, you're just not funny..."

Lesson of the day is:
If youre a math teacher, don't make math jokes.
OR
If you have to explain your joke, you're pathetic.

Off to binge on mountain dew,
Stay up all night,
Do my APUSH (APUSH? The cute short version of ADVANCED PLACEMENT US HISORY. ohh lovely.) reading that I could have easily done the past week.
I'll be up untill the morning.
I'll keep ya updated. ;D

FML.
Nuff said.
♥