Hello, Akward first post...

First posts are always so akward!Like, Honestly.
So How about we have...

Story Time.

Well. This is my sixth attempt at a blog. All before it have FAILED. Miserably.
And I think I finally found out some reasons to why that is.

Reason #1: I need to learn how to type in my email CORRECTLY.

There is a blog out there, EXACTLY like this one.

All because I mistyped my email.

And now I can't access it.

I was in a RAGE.

Now, Reason number two wasn't so simple to figure out.

I thought, Maybe it's because I didn't have enough time.

WRONG. I have NO soical life.

I have nothing but time.

Maybe it's because I ran out of things to talk about?
HAHAHA.
Yeah, Try living a day in my life.
It's never boring, I'll tell you that.

Well, maybe it's be because I tried to post everyday?
No.
I tried posting twice a week.. once a week.. Didn't work.
I'd miss a day and feel awful so I'd never post again.
Dramatic?
Yes.

Reason #2: Was in fact...
I tried to keep my blog on a schedule.
WHY did I think that was a good idea?
NOTHING about my life is on a schedule.
Nothing.
Not to mention I have the worst memory of any human being walking this planet.

SO, I promise NOT to post on a schedule.

And I'll try to post as much as possible.

See, Now that wasn't too akward.