It's 12:27 AM.
Sleeping is for fags.
I got to harass my friend at work today.
And got her in trouble with her boss.
MWAHAHA.
No worries, im working on getting her a new job.
MOVING ON.
Story time!
I'd like to tell you about the time me and my friend Casey were stalked.
Well, We walked up to a gas station by my house.
To get peace teas.
(PEACE TEA <3)
So we walk in. Get our cans-o-tea.
But as I'm walking to the cash register,
his guy.. with a bike.. in the store... looks at me and says:
"You're not heavy. The only thing about you that's heavy is maybe your shoe."
I kinda smiled and nodded because I has said NOTHING about being heavy.
So he keeps talking and I just nod and slowly walk away. We pay for our drinks and we leave. As we're walking back to my house I hear,
"HEY! WAIT! STOP!"
I'm thinking to myself, Shit shit shit... Casey do NOT turn around... Please please pleaseee.Sure enough, She turns around.
So we end up, talking to the creepy guy with the bike.
This man is clearly mentally unstable.
He talked about how we should watch out for high fructose corn syrup, how bacon is bad for us and we should eat turkey, how we have no celluites, then some more about the dangers of high fructose corn syrup and blah blah blah.
So FINALLY we get free. And were walking away.
THE MAN PULLS UP NEXT TO US ON HIS BIKE...
And says:
"Which one of you is the singer?"
Of course being me I instantly go, "CASEY! SHE IS! SHE'S THE SINGER!" and let her talk to him.
So he's saying," I knew it because I'm psychic!"
(In my head im saying, more like pyscotic... )
So this crazy man, who by the way looks about 45,
Is now trying to get Casey to sing.
She's freaking out saying she doesn't know what to say.
So he starts naming off all these people and she's shaking her head.
(I'm watching people pull into Krogers, staring them down like HELP ME.)
And finally he gets to Steven Tyler.
Apprently Casey didn't know who Steven Tyler was..
So this guy decided to SING some Steven Tyler for us...
Gotta admit.. the guy wasn't too bad.
But I'm pretty smart so all of a sudden I go, "We have to go Casey! I told my dad we'd be home in 3 minutes!"
And finally ... We escaped.
Crazy day.
OH and by the way. I wacthed ZOBOOMAFO today.
Sleeping is for fags.
I got to harass my friend at work today.
And got her in trouble with her boss.
MWAHAHA.
No worries, im working on getting her a new job.
MOVING ON.
Story time!
I'd like to tell you about the time me and my friend Casey were stalked.
Well, We walked up to a gas station by my house.
To get peace teas.
(PEACE TEA <3)
So we walk in. Get our cans-o-tea.
But as I'm walking to the cash register,
his guy.. with a bike.. in the store... looks at me and says:
"You're not heavy. The only thing about you that's heavy is maybe your shoe."
I kinda smiled and nodded because I has said NOTHING about being heavy.
So he keeps talking and I just nod and slowly walk away. We pay for our drinks and we leave. As we're walking back to my house I hear,
"HEY! WAIT! STOP!"
I'm thinking to myself, Shit shit shit... Casey do NOT turn around... Please please pleaseee.Sure enough, She turns around.
So we end up, talking to the creepy guy with the bike.
This man is clearly mentally unstable.
He talked about how we should watch out for high fructose corn syrup, how bacon is bad for us and we should eat turkey, how we have no celluites, then some more about the dangers of high fructose corn syrup and blah blah blah.
So FINALLY we get free. And were walking away.
THE MAN PULLS UP NEXT TO US ON HIS BIKE...
And says:
"Which one of you is the singer?"
Of course being me I instantly go, "CASEY! SHE IS! SHE'S THE SINGER!" and let her talk to him.
So he's saying," I knew it because I'm psychic!"
(In my head im saying, more like pyscotic... )
So this crazy man, who by the way looks about 45,
Is now trying to get Casey to sing.
She's freaking out saying she doesn't know what to say.
So he starts naming off all these people and she's shaking her head.
(I'm watching people pull into Krogers, staring them down like HELP ME.)
And finally he gets to Steven Tyler.
Apprently Casey didn't know who Steven Tyler was..
So this guy decided to SING some Steven Tyler for us...
Gotta admit.. the guy wasn't too bad.
But I'm pretty smart so all of a sudden I go, "We have to go Casey! I told my dad we'd be home in 3 minutes!"
And finally ... We escaped.
Crazy day.
OH and by the way. I wacthed ZOBOOMAFO today.
HECK YES.
That, is a legit show.
I was at my friend Tori's house and we yelled to her little brother who is 13,
"ZABOOMAFO IS ON!"
He leaves his video game...
BLACK OPS...
And comes running into the livingroom to watch it with us.
What a man!
So all day, I've been singing "Go make animal friend today!"
Sometimes I worry about myself...
That, is a legit show.
I was at my friend Tori's house and we yelled to her little brother who is 13,
"ZABOOMAFO IS ON!"
He leaves his video game...
BLACK OPS...
And comes running into the livingroom to watch it with us.
What a man!
So all day, I've been singing "Go make animal friend today!"
Sometimes I worry about myself...
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