Friday, March 30, 2012

OHH THE GHETTONESS.

You know your school is ghetto when you have  to throw an elbow to get to class. Oh and when the senior prank is mustard, chocolate syrup and toilet paper all over the school. Tuh fuck? Step it up class of 2012. Five fights today so far. Weeve.... EVERYWHERE. Oh, the ghetto. Nasty ass bitches losing their fake hair. >.>

Can I go home now?

A never come back?

Pfft. >.>

Sunday, March 25, 2012

ASDFGHJKL. WHY CANT I BE PRETTY.

All I want in life is to be a model.

WHY DO I HAVE TO LOOK LIKE A MAN.

Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhy...!?

Ohhh the man features..


Saturday, March 24, 2012

Cali 2k14 <3

My graduation present to myself, enjoy Jess. <3

Let's fucking do this!


Wednesday, March 21, 2012

...GUUUUUUYS WHATTHEEEEFFF.

I just snuck out to see my douchebag ex...
What sense does this make!?
None.
No sense.
AT ALL.
Ive never snuck out before. Im so screwed. I had to take out my storm window to get out. I set it on my bed. (which is on the floor.) Then stepped right through it and cut open my foot.
HolyFUCKINGowch.
Im not caught...
YET.
FINGERS CROSSED GUYS.
Lol I'm offically a bad child.
Fuck yeah.

( I need a life. )

Friday, March 16, 2012

... I hate ex boyfriends.

This dick decided to get smart when I was have a legit coversation with him. All I wanted was closure. Glad you're gone. Douche bag. >.>


Tuesday, March 13, 2012

This always happens to me:

When your friend is 5 mintes late picking you up:
Haha of course.. Slow ass bitch.
10 minutes: come on now..
15 minutes: seriously getting aggitated...
20 minutes: OMG What the fu- ... What if she got into an accident...
25 minutes: *texts everyone if they've seen her*
30 minutes: omgomgmybestfriendisdead...
31 minutes: *friend pulls into driveway.* BITCH I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD YOU LAZY ASS-

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Hey guys, im changing my url!

Im gonna start promoting my blog on tumblr and other junk so I will be changing my name and url! Wooah. Crazy right?

New name: not your typical teenage rant blog.

New url: *hopefully!!* notyourtypicalteenagerantblog.blogspot.com

Simple enough right?

Thanks for your support guys!
<3